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Dear Mr. President.
First, I would like to introduce myself.
I am Elvis Presley and admire you and have great respect for your office.
I talked to Vice President Agnew in Palm Springs three weeks ago and expressed my concern for our country.
The drug culture, the hippie elements, the SDS, Black Panthers, etc. do not consider me as their enemy or as they call it the establishment.
I call it America and I love it.
Sir, I can and will be of any service that I can to help the country out.
I have no concern or motives other than helping the country out.
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So I wish not to be given a title or an appointed position.
I can and will do more good if I were made a Federal Agent at Large and I will help out by doing it my way through my communications with people of all ages.
First and foremost, I am an entertainer, but all I need is the Federal credentials.
I am on this plane with Senator George Murphy and we have been discussing the problems that our country is faced with.
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Sir, I am staying at the Washington Hotel, Room 505-506-507.
I have two men who work with me by the name of Jerry Schilling and Sonny West.
I am registered under the name of Jon Burrows.
I will be here for as long as long as it takes to get the credentials of a Federal Agent.
I have done an in-depth study of drug abuse and Communist brainwashing techniques and I am right in the middle of the whole thing where I can and will do the most good.
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I am Glad to help just so long as it is kept very private.
You can have your staff or whomever call me anytime today, tonight, or tomorrow.
I was nominated this coming year one of America's Ten Most Outstanding Young Men.
That will be in January 18 in my home town of Memphis, Tennessee.
I am sending you the short autobiography about myself so you can better understand this approach.
I would love to meet you just to say hello if you're not too busy.
Respectfully,
Elvis Presley
POSTSCRIPT
P. S. I believe that you, Sir, were one of the Top Ten Outstanding Men of America also.
I have a personal gift for you which I would like to present to you and you can accept it or I will keep it for you until you can take it.
SOUND OF MUSIC SONG:
I'm sorry. I’m sorry. Another transgression. Please let me ask for forgiveness. Apologies. Apologies. Apologies. I couldn’t help myself. It’s terrible. I’m sorry. I couldn’t help myself. I’m sorry. I can’t seem to stop. I’m sorry. We do have rules. I can’t seem to stop. Apologies. It’s terrible. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. My transgression. Myself. It’s terrible. I’m sorry. I couldn’t help myself. My apologies. I can’t seem to stop me. Me terrible. I’m terrible. I’m sorry. My apologies. I am. I’m sorry. I can’t seem to stop me. I’m terrible. I can’t seem to stop the rules. I am learning. I really am. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. My apologies. I’m terrible. I can’t seem to stop the. I am learning. I’m can’t seem to stop. I am. I’m sorry. I really am. I can’t seem to stop me. I’m terrible. I’m sorry. I really am. Let me ask for. I can’t seem to stop the rules. I’m terrible. I can’t seem to stop things. I am out there. I am sorry. I am terrible. I am on it. I am stop saying. I am about. I am talking. I am sorry.
GODFATHER SONG: (or) “Someday, and that day may never come…” (or) “Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli”
This is business, not personal.
Now clean it up!
I’m a man who insists on hearing
bad news immediately.
I raised my daughter in an American fashion.
And they beat her like an animal.
One of your top stars just moved from
marijuana to heroin.
Why did I weep?
Why did I go to the police?
How much shall I pay you?
Where’s Michael?
Either his brains or his signature would be
on that contract.
A man who doesn’t spend time with his family
could never be a real man.
Put your hand in your pocket
like you’ve got a gun.
Don’t look anyone directly in the eye,
and don’t look away either.
Why did I weep?
Why did I go to the police?
How much shall I pay you?
Where’s Michael?
JAWS SONG:
Come here. Give us a kiss.
Why?
Cause I need it. Get outta here.
What?!
Further out!
Why?!
Go further out!
What for?!
Would you go to the end of the pulpit, please?!
What?!
Would you, please, go to the end of the pulpit?!
What for?!
I need to have something in the foreground to give it some scale!
Foreground my ass!
Show me the way to go home.
I'm tired and I want to go to bed.
I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone right to my head.
Wherever I may roam, by land or sea or foam.
You can always hear me singin' this song,
show me the way to go home, bome bome bome.
Show me the way to go home. home bome bome.
I'm tired and I want to go to bed.
I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone right to my head.
Wherever I may roam, by land or sea or foam.
You can always hear me singin’ this song.
All right. All right.
All right, come on!
Show the tank.
Show me the tank.
Blow up! Blow up!
Smile you son of a... BITCH!! –
Ah ha ha ha!!!
TOWERING INFERNO SONG:
Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention?
It seems that we have a small fire.
For what it's worth,
this is one building I figured wouldn't burn.
For what it’s worth
Get some towels.
Stuff them under the door.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention?
It seems that we have a small fire.
Phillip, take care of these ladies.
They're your responsibility now.
I hereby dedicate this magnificent glass tower
The tallest building in the world!
And what do you suggest?
Cut off the phone lines?
Pour coffee down my neck?
Tweak my nose?
I’ll take the blame,
A man’s been burned.
Just turn out the lights.
A man’s been burned.
For what it's worth,
Everything here is up to code.
Everything.
For what it’s worth.
Call an ambulance.
For what it’s worth.
You know where to reach me.
So long, architect.
So long.
JOHN CAGE:
"The fact that people weren't accepting what I was doing indicated that I was inventing something. In fact, I developed the opinion that if my work is accepted, I must move on to the point where it isn't..I don't want to make big generalizations, but I've always tried to keep my music free of other concerns, such as making ends meet in terms of a livelihood, or pleasing someone"
WILLIAM JAMES: "It is but the old story, of a useful practice first becoming a method, then a habit, and finally a tyranny that defeats the end it was used for."
ERNEST KRENEK: "Musical systems, languages of sound, or sound languages as we call them in our terminology, have not been created by nature or by some mystical Supreme Being, but have been produced by man to render music possible within a certain sphere.. One can very well imagine a general theoretical interpretation of music which would start with the following proposition: "We imagine three different categories of things. The things in the first category we shall call tones, the things in the second category chords, and the things in the third category melodies. We conceive of the tones, chords, and
melodies as having certain mutual relationships which we indicate by means of such words as 'high,' 'low,'interval,' and so forth. These propositions would form the basis of a musical theory including all sound languages of whatever nature. As the study of axioms eliminates the idea that axioms are somethings absolute, conceiving them instead as free propositions of the human mind, just so would this musical theory free us from the concept of major-minor tonality (or any other systematized form of musical material) as an irrevocable law of nature."
1965 TOP 40: (Jeff thinks this neither good nor interesting) Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw. Had two big horns and a wooly jaw. Wooly bully, wooly bully. Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully. Hatty told Matty, "Let's don't take no chance. Let's not be L-seven, come and learn to dance." Wooly bully, wooly bully Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully. Matty told Hatty, "That's the thing to do. Get you someone really to pull the wool with you." Wooly bully, wooly bully. Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully. Sugarpie honeybunch You know that I love you I can't help myself I love you and nobody else - In and out my life You come and you go Leaving just your picture behind And I kissed it a thousand times - When you snap your fingers - Or wink your eye - I come a running to you - I'm tied to you, baby - And there's nothing I can do - Ooh, sugar - Sugarpie honeybunch - I'm weaker than a man should be - I can't help myself - I'm a fool in love you see - Wanna tell you I don't love you - Tell you that we're through - And I've tried - But everytime I see your face - I get up all choked up inside - When I call your name, girl - It starts the flame burning in my heart - Tearin' it all apart - No matter how I try - My love I cannot hide - Sugarpie honeybunch - You now that I'm weak for you - I can't help myself - I love you and nobody else - Sugarpie honeybunch -I'll do anything you ask me to - I can't help myself - I want you and nobody else - Sugarpie honeybunch - You know that I love you - I can't help myself - I can't get no satisfaction - I can't get no satisfaction - 'cause i try and i try and i try and i try - I can't get no, i can't get no - When i'm drivin' in my car - And that man comes on the radio - He's tellin' me more and more - About some useless information - Supposed to fire my imagination - I can't get no, oh no no no - Hey hey hey, that's what i say - I can't get no satisfaction - I can't get no satisfaction - 'cause i try and i try and i try and i try - I can't get no, i can't get no - When i'm watchin' my tv - And that man comes on to tell me - How white my shirts can be - But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke - The same cigarettes as me - I can't get no, oh no no no - Hey hey hey, that's what i say - I can't get no satisfaction - I can't get no girl reaction - 'cause i try and i try and i try and i try - I can't get no, i can't get no - When i'm ridin' round the world - And i'm doin' this and i'm signing that - And i'm tryin' to make some girl - Who tells me baby better come back later next week - 'cause you see i'm on losing streak - I can't get no, oh no no no - Hey hey hey, that's what i say - I can't get no, i can't get no - I can't get no satisfaction - No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction - When I woke up this morning - You were on my mind - And you were on my mind - I got troubles, whoa-oh - I got worries, whoa-oh - I got wounds to bind - So I went to the corner - Just to ease my pains - Yeah, just to ease my pains - I got troubles, whoa-oh - I got worries, whoa-oh - I came home again - When I woke up this morning - You were on my mi-i-i-ind and - You were on my mind - I got troubles, whoa-oh - I got worries, whoa-oh - I got wounds to bind - And I got a feelin' - Down in my sho-oo-oo-oes, said - Way down in my sho-oo-oes - Yeah, I got to ramble, whoa-oh - I got to move on, whoa-oh - I got to walk away my blues - When I woke up this morning - You were on my mind - You were on my mind - I got troubles, whoa-oh - I got worries, whoa-oh - I got wounds to bind....- You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips. And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips. You're trying hard not to show it, (baby). But baby, baby I know it...You've lost that lovin' feeling, Whoa, that lovin' feeling, You've lost that lovin' feeling, Now it's gone...gone...gone... wooooooh. Now there's no welcome look in your eyes when I reach for you. And now your're starting to critisize little things I do. It makes me just feel like crying, (baby). 'Cause baby, something in you is dying. You lost that lovin' feeling, Whoa, that lovin' feeling, You've lost that lovin' feeling, Now it's gone...gone...gone...woooooah- Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you. If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah. We had a love...a love...a love you don't find everyday. So don't...don't...don't ...don't let it slip away. Baby (baby), baby (baby), I beg of you please...please, I need your love (I need your love), I need your love (I need your love), So bring it on back (So bring it on back), Bring it on back (so bring it on back). Bring back that lovin' feeling, Whoa, that lovin' feeling Bring back that lovin' feeling, 'Cause it's gone...gone...gone, and I can't go on, noooo... Bring back that lovin' feeling, Whoa, that lovin' feeling- Bring back that lovin' feeling, 'Cause it's gone...gone... When you're alone and life is making you lonely You can always go – downtown - When you've got worries, all the noise and the hurry Seems to help, I know – downtown - Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city - Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty - How can you lose? The lights are much brighter there - You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares- So go downtown, things'll be great when you're Downtown - no finer place, for sure - Downtown - everything's waiting for you - Don't hang around and let your problems surround you - There are movie shows – downtown - Maybe you know some little places to go to - Where they never close – downtown - Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle bossa nova - You'll be dancing with him too before the night is over - Happy again - The lights are much brighter there - You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares - So go downtown, where all the lights are bright - Downtown - waiting for you tonight - Downtown - you're gonna be all right now - And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you - Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to - Guide them along - So maybe I'll see you there - We can forget all our troubles, forget all our cares - So go downtown, things'll be great when you're - Downtown - don't wait a minute for - Downtown - everything's waiting for you - Downtown, downtown, downtown, downtown - Help, I need somebody, - Help, not just anybody, - Help, you know I need someone, help. When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way. But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured, Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors. Help me if you can, I'm feeling down - And I do appreciate you being round. Help me, get my feet back on the ground, Won't you please, please help me. And now my life has changed in oh so many ways, My independence seems to vanish in the haze. But every now and then I feel so insecure, I know that I just need you like I've never done before. Help me if you can, I'm feeling down- And I do appreciate you being round. Help me, get my feet back on the ground, Won't you please, please help me. When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in any way. But now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured, Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors. Help me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being round. Help me, get my feet back on the ground, Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh - Every time I see you lookin' my way - Baby, baby, can't you hear my heartbeat? - In the car or walking down the highway - Baby, baby, can't you hear my heartbeat? When you move up closer to me - I get a feelin' that's ooo-wee - Can't you hear the poundin' of my heartbeat - 'cause you're the one I love, you're the one I love - When I feel you put your arms around me - Baby, baby, can't you hear my heartbeat? - Then I'm glad, I'm mighty glad I found you - Baby, baby, can't you hear my heartbeat? When you asked me to meet your Ma - I knew that baby, we'd be going far - Can't you hear the poundin' of my heartbeat? - 'cause you're the one I love, you're the one I love - All my friends are cryin' out to meet you - Baby, baby, can't you hear my heartbeat? Now's the time to go and see the preacher - Baby, baby, can't you hear my heartbeat? Wedding bells are gonna chime - Baby, baby, you're gonna be mine - Can't you hear the poundin' of my heartbeat - 'cause you're the one I love, you're the one I love - Baby, baby, can't you hear my heartbeat? Baby, baby, can't you hear my heartbeat? Baby, baby, can't you hear my heartbeat - You saw me crying in the chapel - The tears I shed were tears of joy - I know the meaning of contentment - Now I am happy with the Lord - Just a plain and simple chapel - Where humble people go to pray - I pray the Lord that I'll grow stronger - As I live from day to day - I've searched and I've searched - But I couldn't find - No way on earth - To gain peace of mind - Now I'm happy in the chapel - Where people are of one accord - Yes we gather in the chapel - Just to sing and praise the Lord – You’ll search and you’ll - But you’ll never find - No way on earth to gain peace of mind - Take your troubles to the chapel - Get down on your knees and pray - Then your burdens will be lighter - And you’ll surely find the way - I've got sunshine - On a cloudy day. When it's cold outside, I've got the month of May. Well, I guess you'll say- What can make me feel this way? My girl. (My girl, my girl) - Talkin' 'bout my girl. (My girl) I've got so much honey - The bees envy me. I've got a sweeter song Than the birds in the trees. Well, I guess you'll say What can make me feel this way? My girl. (My girl, my girl) Talkin' 'bout my girl. (My girl) Ooooh, Hoooo - Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. I don't need no money, Fortune or fame. I've got all the riches, baby, One man can claim. Well, I guess you'll say What can make me feel this way? My girl. (My girl, my girl) Talkin' 'bout my girl. (My girl) Talkin' bout my girl. I've got sushine on cloudy day With my girl. I've even got the month of May - With my girl. - Well since she put me down Ive been out doin in my head - Come in late at night and in the mornin I just lay in bed - Well, rhonda you look so fine (look so fine) - And I know it wouldnt take much time - For you to help me Rhonda - Help me get her out of my heart - Help me Rhonda – Help, help me Rhonda- Help me Rhonda – Help, help me Rhonda - Help me Rhonda – Help, help me Rhonda - Help me Rhonda – Help, help me Rhonda – Help me Rhonda yeah – get her out of my heart - She was gonna be my wife - And I was gonna be her man - But she let another guy come between us - And it ruined our plan - Well, rhonda you caught my eye (caught my eye) And I can give you lotsa reasons why - You gotta help me Rhonda - Help me get her out of my heart Help me Rhonda – Help, help me Rhonda- Help me Rhonda – Help, help me Rhonda - Help me Rhonda – Help, help me Rhonda - Help me Rhonda – Help, help me Rhonda – Help me Rhonda yeah – get her out of my heart - Trailer for sale or rent - Rooms to let...fifty cents. - No phone, no pool, no pets - I ain't got no cigarettes - Ah, but..two hours of pushin' broom - Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room - I'm a man of means by no means - King of the road. - Third boxcar, midnight train Destination... Bangor, Maine. - Old worn out clothes and shoes, - I don't pay no union dues, - I smoke old stogies I have found - Short, but not too big around - I'm a man of means by no means - King of the road. - I know every engineer on every train - All of their children, and all of their names - And every handout in every town - And every lock that ain't locked - When no one's around. - I sing, - Trailers for sale or rent - Rooms to let, fifty cents - No phone, no pool, no pets - I ain't got no cigarettes - Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom - Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room - I'm a man of means by no means - King of the road. Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees - And the flowers and the trees - And the moon up above - And a thing called "Love" - Let me tell ya 'bout the stars in the sky - And a girl and a guy - And the way they could kiss - On a night like this - When I look into your big brown eyes - It's so very plain to see - That it's time you learned about the facts of life - Starting from A to Z - Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees - And the flowers and the trees - And the moon up above - And a thing called "Love" (Yeah!) - When I look into your big brown eyes - It's so very plain to see - That it's time you learned about the facts of life - Starting from A to Z - Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees - And the flowers and the trees - And the moon up above - And a thing called "Love" - Hold me, hold me, - Never let me go until you’ve told me, told me, - What I want to know and then just hold me, hold me - Make me tell you I’m in love with you. - Thrill me, thrill me, - Walk me down the lane where shadows will be, will be - Hiding lovers just the same as we’ll be, we’ll be, - When you make me tell you I love you. They told me be sensible with your new love, - Don’t be fooled thinking this is the last you’ll find. But they never stood in the dark with you love, - When you take me in your arms and drive me slowly out of my mind - Kiss me, kiss me, - And when you do I’ll know you that you will miss me, miss me, - If we ever say adieu so kiss me, kiss me, - Make me tell you I’m in love with you- I said, shotgun - Shoot 'em 'fore he runs, now - Do the jerk, baby - Do the jerk, now - Hey! - Put on yo' red dress - And then you go downtown, now - I said, buy yourself a shotgun, now - We gonna break it down, baby, now - We gonna load it up, baby, now - A-then you shoot him 'fore he run, now - I said, shotgun - Shoot 'em 'fore he run, now - Do the jerk, baby - Do the jerk, now - Hey! – Shotgun - Shoot 'em 'fore he run, now - Do the jerk, baby - Do the jerk, now - Yeah! Put on yo' high-heel shoes - I said, we goin' down here - An listen to 'em play the blues - We gonna, dig potatoes - We gonna, pick tomatoes - I said, shotgun - Shoot 'em 'fore he run, now - Do the jerk, baby - Do the jerk, now - Yeah! I said it's, Twine time - I said it's, Twine time - I said it's, Twine time - Hey! - 'Wailin' out the blues!' - They say we're young and we don't know - We won't find out until we grow - Well I don't know if all that's true - 'Cause you got me, and baby I got you Babe - I got you babe I got you babe - They say our love won't pay the rent - Before it's earned, our money's all been spent - I guess that's so, we don't have a pot - But at least I'm sure of all the things we got - Babe - I got you babe I got you babe - I got flowers in the spring I got you to wear my ring - And when I'm sad, you're a clown - And if I get scared, you're always around - So let them say your hair's too long - 'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong - Then put your little hand in mine - There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb - Babe - I got you babe I got you babe - I got you to hold my hand - I got you to understand - I got you to walk with me - I got you to talk with me - I got you to kiss goodnight - I got you to hold me tight - I got you to love me so - I got you babe - I got you babe - I got you babe - I got you babe - I got you babe - Who wants to bu-u-uy this diamond ri-i-i-ing? She took it off her finger, now it doesn't mean a thi-i-i-ng - This diamond ring doesn't shine for me anymore - And this diamond ring doesn't mean what it meant before - So if you've got someone whose love is tru-u-ue - Let it shine for yo-ou-ou - This stone is genuine like love should be-e-e-e - And if your baby's truer than my baby was to me-e-e-e - This diamond ring can mean something beautiful - And this diamond ring can mean dreams that are coming true - And then your heart won't have to break like mine did - If there's love behind it - This diamond ring can mean something beautiful - And this diamond ring can mean dreams that are coming true - And then your heart won't have to break like mine did - If there's love behind it - This diamond ring doesn't shine for me anymore - And this diamond ring doesn't mean what it meant before - So if you've got someone whose love is tru-u-ue - Let it shine for yo-ou-ou - I'm in with the in crowd, I go where the in crowd goes - I'm in with the in crowd and I know what the in crowd knows - Anytime of the year, don't you hear? Dressing fine, making time - We breeze up and down the street, we get respect from the people we meet - They make way day or night, they know the in crowd is out of sight - I'm in with the in crowd, I know every latest dance - When you're in with the in crowd, it's so easy to find romance - Any time of the year, don't you hear? If it's square, we ain't there - We make every minute count, our share is always the biggest come out Other guys imitate us, but the original is still the greatest, in crowd! - Any time of the year, don't you hear? Spendin' cash, talkin' trash - I'll show you a real good time, come on with me, leave your troubles behind - I don't care where you've been, you ain't been nowhere til you've been in - With the in crowd, with the in crowd, in crowd! - Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely daughter- Girls as sharp as her are somethin' rare - But it's sad, she doesn't love me now -She's made it clear enough it ain't no good to pine - She wants to return those things I bought her -Tell her she can keep them just the same -Things have changed, she doesn't love me now - She's made it clear enough it ain't no good to pine -Walkin' about, even in a crowd, well - You'll pick her out, makes a bloke feel so proud - If she finds that I've been round to see you (round to see you) Tell her that I'm well and feelin' fine (feelin' fine) Don't let on, don't say she's broke my heart I'd go down on my knees but it's no good to pine Walkin' about, even in a crowd, well - You'll pick her out, makes a bloke feel so proud If she finds that I've been round to see you (round to see you) Tell her that I'm well and feelin' fine (feelin' fine) Don't let on, don't say she's broke my heart I'd go down on my knees but it's no good to pine Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely daughter (lovely daughter) Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely daughter (lovely daughter) Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely daughter (lovely daughter) Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely daughter (lovely daughter) - Stop! in the name of love - Before you break my heart - Baby, baby – I’m aware of where you go - Each time you leave my door - I watch you walk down the street - Knowing your other love you’ll meet - But this time before you run to her - Leaving me alone and hurt - (think it over) after I’ve been good to you ? (think it over) after Ive been sweet to you ? - Stop! in the name of love - Before you break my heart - Stop! in the name of love - Before you break my heart - Think it over - Think it over - I’ve known of your - Your secluded nights - I’ve even seen her - Maybe once or twice - But is her sweet expression - Worth more than my love and affection ? But this time before you leave my arms - And rush of to her charms - (think it over) haven’t I been good to you ? (think it over) haven’t I been sweet to you ? Stop! in the name of love - Before you break my heart - Stop! in the name of love - Before you break my heart - Think it over - Think it over – I’ve tried so hard, hard to be patient - Hoping you’d stop this infatuation - But each time you are together – I’m so afraid Il’l be losing you forever - Stop! in the name of love - Before you break my heart - Stop! in the name of love - Before you break my heart - Stop! in the name of love - Before you break my heart - Baby, think it over - Think it over, baby - Ooh, think it over baby...Oh, my love, my darling, - I've hungered for your touch a long, lonely time, - Time goes by so slowly and time can do so much. Are you still mine? I need your love, I need your love, God speed your love to me. Lonely rivers flow to the sea, to the sea To the open arms of the sea - Lonely rivers sigh, 'Wait for me, wait for me' 'I'll be coming home, wait for me!' - Are you still mine? I need your love, I need your love, God speed your love to me - Took a walk and passed your house late last night - All the shades were pulled and drawn way down tight - From within, the dim light cast two silhouettes on the shade - Oh what a lovely couple they made - Put his arms around your waist, held you tight - Kisses I could almost taste in the night - Wondered why I'm not the guy who's silhouette's on the shade - I couldn't hide the tears in my eyes - Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah... Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah - Lost control and rang your bell, I was sore - Let me in or else I'll beat down your door - When two strangers who have been two silhouettes on the shade - Said to my shock "you're on the wrong block" - Rushed out to your house with wings on my feet - Loved you like I'd never loved you my sweet - Vowed that you and I would be two silhouettes on the shade - All of our days, two silhouettes on the shade - Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah... Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah... There's a new world somewhere - They call The Promised Land - And I'll be there some day - If you will hold my hand - I still need you there beside me - No matter what I do - For I know I'll never find another you - There is always someone - For each of us they say - And you'll be my someone - For ever and a day - I could search the whole world over - Until my life is through - But I know I'll never find another you - It's a long, long journey - So stay by my side - When I walk through the storm - You'll be my guide, be my guide - If they gave me a fortune - My treasure would be small - I could lose it all tomorrow - And never mind at all - But if I should lose your love, dear - I don't know what I'll do - For I know I'll never find another you - But if I should lose your love, dear - I don't know what I'll do - For I know I'll never find another you - Another you, another you - Cara Mia why must we say goodbye? Each time we part my heart wants to die - Darling hear my prayer - Cara Mia fair - I'll be your love till the end of time - Cara Mia mine - Cara Mia mine - Cara Mia mine - Cara Mia mine - Cara Mia why must we say goodbye? Each time we part my heart wants to die - Darling hear my prayer- Cara Mia fair - I'll be your love till the end of time - Cara Mia mine - Cara Mia mine - Cara Mia mine - Cara Mia mine - Oh oh oh oh oh - Oh oh oh oh oh - Each time we part my heart wants to die - Darling hear my prayer - Cara Mia fair - I'll be your love till the end of time - Cara Mia mine - Cara Mia mine - Cara Mia mine - Cara Mia mine - Cara Mia mine - Cara Mia mine - Cara Mia mine - Cara Mia mine - Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Though I know that evenin's empire has returned into sand, Vanished from my hand, Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping. My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet, I have no one to meet - And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship, My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip, My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels - To be wanderin'. I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade - Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way, I promise to go under it. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Though you might hear laughin', spinnin', swingin' madly across the sun, It's not aimed at anyone, it's just escapin' on the run And but for the sky there are no fences facin'. And if you hear vague traces of skippin' reels of rhyme - To your tambourine in time, it's just a ragged clown behind, I wouldn't pay it any mind, it's just a shadow you're - Seein' that he's chasing. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Then take me disappearin' through the smoke rings of my mind, Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves, The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach, Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow. Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free, Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands, With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves, Let me forget about today until tomorrow. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. A month of nights, a year of days - Octobers drifting into Mays = You set your sail when the tide comes in - And you cast your fate to the wind - You shift your course along the breeze - Won't sail up wind on memories - The empty sky is your best friend - And you just cast your fate to the wind - That time has such a way of changing a man throughout the years - And now you're rearranging your life through all your tears Alone, alone - There never was, there couldn't be - A place in time for men to be - Who'd drink the dark and laugh at day - And let their wildest dreams blow away - So now you're old, you're wise, you're smart - You're just a man with half a heart - You wonder how it might have been - Had you not cast your fate to the wind - I don't even know how to love you - Just the way you want me to - But I'm ready [ready] to learn (to learn) - Yes, I'm ready [ready] to learn (to learn) - To fall in love, to fall in love, to fall in love with you - I don't even know how to hold your hand - Just to make you understand - But I'm ready [ready] to learn (to learn) - Yes, I'm ready [ready] to learn (to learn) - To hold your hand, make you understand - To hold your hand right now - I don't even know how to kiss your lips (kiss your lips) - At a moment like this - But I'm going to learn how to do - All the things you want me to - (Are you ready?) Yes, I'm ready - (Are you ready?) Yes, I'm ready - To fall in love, to fall in love, to fall in love right now - (Are you ready?) Yes, I'm ready - (Are you ready?) Yes, I'm ready - (To kiss me?) Yes, I'm ready - (To love me?) To kiss you, love you, and hug you - Baby, I'm ready - What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah - What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah - Pussycat, Pussycat - I've got flowers - And lots of hours - To spend with you. So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose! Pussycat, Pussycat - I love you - Yes, I do! You and your pussycat nose! What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah - What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah - Pussycat, Pussycat - You're so thrilling - And I'm so willing - To care for you. So go and make up your cute little pussycat face! Pussycat, Pussycat - I love you - Yes, I do! - You and your pussycat face! What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah - What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah - Pussycat, Pussycat - You're delicious - And if my wishes - Can all come true - I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips! - Pussycat, Pussycat - I love you - Yes, I do! You and your pussycat lips! You and your pussycat eyes! You and your pussycat nose! The eastern world, it is exploding - Violence flarin’, bullets loadin’ - You’re old enough to kill, but not for votin’ - You don’t believe in war, but what’s that gun you’re totin’ - And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin’ - But you tell me - Over and over and over again, my friend - Ah, you don’t believe - We’re on the eve - of destruction. Don’t you understand what I’m tryin’ to say - Can’t you feel the fears I’m feelin’ today? If the button is pushed, there’s no runnin’ away - There’ll be no one to save, with the world in a grave [Take a look around ya boy, it's bound to scare ya boy] - And you tell me - Over and over and over again, my friend - Ah, you don’t believe - We’re on the eve of destruction. Yeah, my blood’s so mad feels like coagulatin’ - I’m sitting here just contemplatin’ - I can’t twist the truth, it knows no regulation. Handful of senators don’t pass legislation - And marches alone can’t bring integration - When human respect is disintegratin’ - This whole crazy world is just too frustratin’ - And you tell me - Over and over and over again, my friend - Ah, you don’t believe - We’re on the eve of destruction. Think of all the hate there is in Red China - Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama You may leave here for 4 days in space - But when you return, it’s the same old place - The poundin’ of the drums, the pride and disgrace - You can bury your dead, but don’t leave a trace - Hate your next-door neighbor, but don’t forget to say grace - And… tell me over and over and over and over again, my friend - You don’t believe - We’re on the eve - Of destruction - Mm, no no, you don’t believe - We’re on the eve - of destruction. Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on! Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on! Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town - And everybody, yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down - Sloopy I don't care what your daddy do.....Cause you know Sloopy, girl, I'm in love with you - And so I sing out.... Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on! Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on! Sloopy let your hair down, girl - Let it hang down on me.. Sloopy let your hair down, girl Let it hang down on me, yeah - Oh, come on, Sloopy - Come on, come on - Oh, come on, Sloopy - Come on, come on - Oh, come on, Sloopy - Come on, come on - Oh, come on, Sloopy - Come on, come on - Well it feels so good - Come on, come on - Yeah it feels so good - Come on, come on - Well shake it, shake it, shake it Sloopy - Come on, come on - We'll shake it, shake it, shake it - yeah - Come on, come on - Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on! - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on! - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on! I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today, yeah. The girl that's driving me mad - Is going away. She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, But she don't care. She said that living with me - Was bringing her down yeah. She would never be free - When I was around. She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, But she don't care. I don't know why she's ridin' so high, She ought to think twice, She ought to do right by me. Before she gets to saying goodbye, She ought to think twice, She ought to do right by me. I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today yeah. The girl that's driving me mad Is going away, yeah. She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, But she don't care. I don't know why she's ridin' so high, She ought to think twice, She ought to do right by me. Before she gets to saying goodbye, She ought to think twice, She ought to do right by me. She heard that living with me, Was bringing her down, yeah. She would never be free - When I was around. Ah, she's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, She's got a ticket to ride, But she don't care. My baby don't care, my baby don't care. My baby don't care, my baby don't care. My baby don't care. I want some red roses for a blue lady - Mister florist take my order please - We had a silly quarrel the other day - I hope these pretty flowers chase her blues away - I want some red roses for a blue lady - Send them to the sweetest gal in town - And if they do the trick, I'll hurry back to pick - Your best white orchid for her wedding gown (I want some red roses for a blue lady) - We had a silly quarrel the other day - I hope these pretty flowers chase her blues away - I want some red roses for a blue, blue lady - Send them to the sweetest gal in town - And if they do the trick, I'll hurry back to pick - Your best white orchid for her wedding gown - Your best white orchid for her wedding gown - Come here sister.....Papa's in the swing He ain't too hip... about that new breed babe He ain't no drag Papa's got a brand new bag - Come here mama....and dig this crazy scene He's not too fancy....but his line is pretty clean He ain't no drag. Papa's got a brand new bag - He's doing the Jerk.... He's doing the Fly Don't play him cheap 'cause you know he ain't shy He's doing the Monkey, the Mashed Potatoes, Jump back Jack, See you later alligator. Come here sister Papa's in the swing He ain't too hip now but I can dig that new breed babe; He ain't no drag He's got a brand new bag - Oh papa! He's doing the Jerk Papa...he's doing the Jerk He's doing the twist ... just like this, He's doing the Fly ev'ry day and ev'ry night The thing's....like the Boomerang. Hey....come on Hey! Hey.....come on Hey! Hey....he's pu tight...out of sight... Come on. Hey! Hey! The purpose of a man is to love a woman, And the purpose of a woman is to love a man, So come on baby let's start today, come on baby let's play The game of love, love, la la la la la love - It started long ago in the Garden of Eden - When Adam said to Eve, baby, you're for me - So come on baby let's start today, come on baby let's play - The game of love, love, la la la la la love - Come on baby 'cause the time is right - Love your daddy with all your might - Put your arms around me, hold me tight - Play the game of love - The purpose of a man is to love a woman, - And the purpose of a woman is to love a man, - So come on baby let's start today, come on baby let's play - The game of love, love, la la la la la love - The purpose of a man is to love a woman, And the purpose of a woman is to love a man, So come on baby let's start today, come on baby let's play - The game of love, love, la la la la la love - Come on baby 'cause the time is right - Love your daddy with all your might - Put your arms around me, hold me tight - Play the game of love - The game of love, (love), love, (love), la la la la la love - The game of love, (love), love, (love), la la la la la love - The game of love baby, the game of la la la la love - The game of love baby, the game of la la la la love - The name game! Shirley! Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley Fee fy mo Mirley, Shirley! Lincoln! Lincoln, Lincoln bo Bincoln Bonana fanna fo Fincoln - Fee fy mo Mincoln, Lincoln! Come on everybody! I say now let's play a game - I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name - The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there - But a B or an F or an M will appear - And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a fo - And then I say the name again with an F very plain - and a fee fy and a mo - And then I say the name again with an M this time - and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme - Arnold! Arnold, Arnold bo Barnold Bonana fanna fo Farnold Fee fy mo Marnold Arnold! But if the first two letters are ever the same, I drop them both and say the name like Bob, Bob drop the B's Bo ob - For Fred, Fred drop the F's Fo red - For Mary, Mary drop the M's Mo ary - That's the only rule that is contrary. Okay? Now say Bo: Bo - Now Tony with a B: Bony - Then Bonana fanna fo: bonana fanna fo - Then you say the name again with an F very plain: Fony - Then a fee fy and a mo: fee fy mo - Then you say the name again with an M this time: Mony - And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme - Every body do Tony! Pretty good, let's do Billy! Very good, let's do Marsha! A little trick with Nick! The name game - Every day when the work is behind you - And the shop and the store put the lock on the door - Just get away where your worries won't find you - If you like, well I'll tell you more - Don't let the day get the better of you - When the evening comes there's so much to do - You better put on your best and wear a smile - Just come along with me awhile, cuz I tell you - I know a place where the music is fine - And the lights are always low - I know a place where we can go - At the door there's a man who will greet you -Then you go downstairs to some tables and chairs -Soon I'm sure you'll be tappin' your feet -Because the beat is the greatest there - All around there are girls and boys -It's a swingin' place, a cellar full of noise - It's got an atmosphere of its own somehow - You gotta come along right now cuz I tell you - I know a place where the music is fine - And the lights are always low - I know a place where we can go -Well, all around there are girls and boys - It's a swingin' place, a cellar full of noise - It's got an atmosphere of its own somehow - You gotta come along right now cuz I tell you - I know a place where the music is fine - And the lights are always low - I know a place where we can go - All day long I hear my telephone ring - Friends calling giving their advice -From the boy I love - I should break away - cause heartaches he’ll bring one day - I lost him once through friends advice - But its not gonna happen twice - cause all advice ever has gotten me - Was many long and sleepless nights - Ooh! but now – He’s back in my arms again - Right by my side - I got him back in my arms again - So satisfied – It’s easy for friends to say - Let him go - But I’m the one - Who needs him so – It’s his love that makes me strong - Without him I cant go on - This time I’ll life my life at ease - Being happy lovin’ whom I please - And each time we make romance – I’ll be thankful for a second chance - Ooh! Cause – He’s back in my arms again - Right by my side - I got him back in my arms again - So satisfied - How can Mary tell me what to do - When she lost her love so true? And Flo, she don’t know ‘cause the boy she loves is a Romeo - I listened once to my friends advice - But it’s not gonna happen twice - cause all advice evers gotten me - Was many long and sleepless nights - Ooh! I got him - Back in my arms again- Right by my side - I got him back in my arms again - So satisfied - Ooh! I’m satisfied yeah - So satisfied. Baby, I'm yours (baby, I'm yours) - And I'll be yours (yours) until the stars fall from the sky,- Yours (yours) until the rivers all run dry - In other words, until I die - Baby, I'm yours (baby, I'm yours) And I'll be yours (yours) until the sun no longer shines, - Yours (yours) until the poets run out of rhyme - In other words, until the end of time - I'm gonna stay right here by your side, Do my best to keep you satisfied - Nothin' in the world can drive me away 'Cause every day, you'll hear me say - Baby, I'm yours (baby, I'm yours) - And I'll be yours (yours) until two and two is three, - Yours (yours) until the mountains crumble to the sea - In other words, until eternity - Baby, I'm yours - 'Til the stars fall from the sky - Baby, I'm yours - 'Til the rivers all run dry - Baby, I'm yours - 'Til the poets run out of rhyme - In duh valley of duh jolly... (Ho - ho - ho) - Heard about the Jolly Green Giant (potatoes) - He's so big and mean (artichoke hearts) - He stands there laughin' with his hands on his hips - And then he hits you with a can of beans - He lives down there in his valley (Brussels sprouts) - The cat stands tall and green (spinach) - Well, he ain't no prize, and there's no women his size - And that's why the cat's so mean - One day he left - His valley pad - I mean to say This cat was mad - Now listen 'round He wasn't gone long - And then he ran into an Amazon- Well, this changed his whole complexion (broccoli) - He had never seen such a beautiful sight (corn) - Well, he looked at her - And she looked at him - And she almost passed out from fright - He looked at her Thought, "what a dilly" - He touched her once She slapped him silly - This was something He had never sensed - He looked at her As she commenced - Now listen, pal This ain't no fluke - I can't see goin' with a big green kook" - You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant (eggplant) - Don't let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks) - He couldn't get Sally, so went back - to his valley - The cat was color-blind - Hush hush, sweet Charlotte - Charlotte, don't you cry - Hush hush, sweet Charlotte - He'll love you till he dies - Oh, hold him darling - Please hold him tight - And brush the tear from your eye - You weep because you had a dream last night - You dreamed that he said goodbye - He held two roses within his hand - Two roses he gave to you - The red rose tells you of his passion - The white rose his love so true - And every night after he shall die - Yes every night when he's gone - The wind will sing you this lullaby - Sweet Charlotte was loved by John
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